plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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(Source: descendantof)

11 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from dutchster with 121,842 notes

Anonymous asked: "Only black people are aloud to use the n word" stfu coz if thats the case. Only purple people can say purple. Only green people are aloud to say green.

dlubes:

are your parents embarrassed to have had such an incredibly vapid child

8 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from the-po-po with 167 notes

  • starbucks cashier: how can i help you
  • me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

8 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from sodamnrelatable with 52,523 notes

lepreas:

u think white ppl don’t have problems??? yeah well where’s my upper lip

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

7 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from adolphinhitler with 30,461 notes

ruinedchildhood:

relationship goals


Yes

ruinedchildhood:

relationship goals

Yes

(Source: photographyismylifeee)

7 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from lolsofunny with 104,091 notes

grade-a-memo:

Done

2 Apr 2014 / Reblogged from grade-a-memo with 949 notes

meladoodle:

*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i  look great

31 Mar 2014 / Reblogged from pizza with 62,296 notes

hitlersbreastmilk:

what do you mean no pets allowed this is my sister

30 Mar 2014 / Reblogged from neatpotatoes with 84,902 notes